It is a commonly accepted fact that witnessing a yawn can induce one in the observer, in much the same way a brown tweed jacket and a monotone voice in a hot college lecture hall can. Years of observation compel me to asseverate that participants in unambiguous assemblages can effectuate similar reactionary responses from onlookers.
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*
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Archive for March, 2008
The abomination of pontification
Posted in Thoughts on March 31, 2008 | 4 Comments »
4 year olds can’t make popcorn
Posted in Thoughts on March 27, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Digging through my email archives today I came across a couple of actual events that I had detailed for friends and family. I’ll post them here for every parent to commiserate with.
Dated-May 25, 2006
Just in case anyone was wondering, it has recently been proven that 4 year olds cannot cook. At least they [...]
Handing out Twinkies-Part I
Posted in Thoughts on March 16, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Well, here I am again. After venting the contents of the initial set-up posts, I felt better and thought perhaps my interest in blogging was more of a 24 hour flu of the literal sort. I also got caught up in my crazy life, the holidays, and attempting to sell our house in a declining [...]
